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A can of whoop-ass, literal

Can of whoop-ass

A steel can with WHOOP-ASS printed on it. Nothing inside. The value is in handing it to somebody at the exact moment they announce they're about to open one, and then watching them hold a can.

$8.99
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What it actually is

  • Steel novelty can, sealed and empty
  • Sold as a gag gift, not a beverage
  • Fits on a desk or a shelf
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BluePirate Canned Stuff

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Stock history

In stock on 2 of 2 days we have checked since Sep 9.

If it sells out, the closest thing still in stock is Wrap the real present inside a joke.

Details

BrandBluePirate
ConditionNew
CategoryPrank gifts and revenge gadgets

Listed on Amazon as: Can of Whoop-Ass

Full Amazon listing name

Can of Whoop-Ass

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