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Held in the teeth, flaps when you nod

Facial exerciser

You hold it in your teeth like a bit and nod, the weighted ends flap, and the resistance is supposed to work the muscles around your mouth. Thirty seconds twice a day, per the maker. Whether it changes a jawline is unproven. Whether you look ridiculous doing it is not.

$99.99
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What it actually is

  • Weighted wings flap as the head moves
  • Thirty second routine, twice a day
  • No batteries, no app, no subscription
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Availability
In stock, low quantity
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Whitefield LLC

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Stock history

In stock on 2 of 2 days we have checked since Sep 9.

If it sells out, the closest thing still in stock is An owl that tells dad jokes at people.

Details

BrandMTG
ConditionNew
CategoryGifts for people who have everything

Listed on Amazon as: MTG (Em Gee Tea) Facial Fitness PAO Pao Black

Full Amazon listing name

MTG (Em Gee Tea) Facial Fitness PAO Pao Black

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