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Ghillie suit

A seven color thread blend, stitched thick enough to disappear against a treeline. Built for hunters and it works for them, but the second market is anyone who's ever wanted to stand still in a yard and be a shrub. Double stitched, so it sheds less than the cheap ones. Adjustable hood and waist.

$69.99
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What it actually is

  • Seven thread colors, dense coverage
  • Double stitched, sheds less
  • Hood and waist adjust
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Arcturus Gear

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In stock on 2 of 2 days we have checked since Sep 9.

If it sells out, the closest thing still in stock is Fires toilet paper about thirty feet.

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BrandArcturus
ConditionNew
CategoryWeird camping and outdoor gadgets

Listed on Amazon as: Arcturus Ghost Ghillie Suit: Woodland Camo | Double-Stitched Design with…

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Arcturus Ghost Ghillie Suit: Woodland Camo | Double-Stitched Design with Adjustable Hood and Waist | Camo Hunting Clothes for Men, Military, Sniper, Airsoft and Hunting (Woodland, XL)

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