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Wear a ruler for your beard

Beard ruler t-shirt

The shirt has a ruler printed down the front, starting at the collar, so the wearer can stand at a mirror and settle the question. Cotton, standard fit, military green. Whoever gets this will check it monthly and report the number to people who didn't ask.

$7.99
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What it actually is

  • Ruler printed from the collar down the chest
  • 100% cotton crewneck, true to size
  • Military green colorway
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In stock on 2 of 2 days we have checked since Sep 9.

If it sells out, the closest thing still in stock is Old brass key, secretly a bottle opener.

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BrandTee Hunt
ConditionNew
CategoryGifts for your best friend

Listed on Amazon as: Beard Length Measuring T-Shirt Funny Beard Ruler Tee Shirt Military…

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Beard Length Measuring T-Shirt Funny Beard Ruler Tee Shirt Military Green Large

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