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Bloody shirt that reads I'm fine

Bloody I am fine t-shirt

The blood splatter wraps around the side instead of quitting at the seam, so it still reads from an angle. Two words do the rest. No makeup, no props, nothing to explain at the door. Getting ready takes however long it takes you to find jeans.

$14.99
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What it actually is

  • Blood effect wraps around the side of the shirt
  • Needs no makeup or accessories
  • Sport gray graphic tee in XL
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In stock on 2 of 2 days we have checked since Sep 9.

If it sells out, the closest thing still in stock is It swings for a very long time.

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BrandFeelin Good Tees
ConditionNew
CategoryGifts for coworkers

Listed on Amazon as: Feelin Good Tees I'm Fine Shirt Bloody Halloween Costume Zombie…

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Feelin Good Tees I'm Fine Shirt Bloody Halloween Costume Zombie Graphic T-Shirt XL Sport Grey

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