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Death comes for your tea

Grim reaper tea infuser

Fill the cloaked figure with loose tea, hook his scythe over the rim, and lower him into the mug. Silicone, under 4 inches tall, dishwasher safe. Fred's product name is Grim Steeper, and they've been doing this kind of thing with kitchen tools for years. It brews fine. The face looking up at you from the cup is the reason to own it.

$16.93
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What it actually is

  • Scythe hooks on the rim
  • Silicone, dishwasher safe
  • Under 4 inches tall
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In stock on 1 of 1 day we have checked since Sep 10.

If it sells out, the closest thing still in stock is Elizabat cuts your herbs.

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BrandFred & Friends
ConditionNew
CategoryWeird office gadgets

Listed on Amazon as: Genuine Fred GRIM STEEPER Grim Reaper Tea Infuser, Silicone, 3.75"…

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Genuine Fred GRIM STEEPER Grim Reaper Tea Infuser, Silicone, 3.75" Tall

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